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⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⡄⣿⣪⡻⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣀⣀⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉
⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀
⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟⠙⠶⠖⠈⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⠄⣤⡀
⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠈⠁
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶
⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣫⣾⣿⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿
⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⠃
⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿⣳⡄
If you are a beautiful strong woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
“IM READY ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC 😮
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Happy Spooky Halloween! 🎃👻
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Senpais are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Sempai!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Senpais👪 who give you 💦head pats💦 Or never get ☁️noticed☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no head pats for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're Senpai's childhood friend️💦 5 back: you're senpai's kanojo😽👼💦10 back: you're senpais immouto
I found a cutie! :3
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣶⣿⣦⣜⣿⣿⣿⡟⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⡏⣴⣺⣦⣙⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣯⡇⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣬⣥⣭⣽⣿⣿⣧⣼⡇⣯⣇⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀
⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀
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▕▕╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╲╲ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ✰/█\✰
▕▕╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱▂▂╲╲ ✰/██\✰
╱▂▂▂▂▂▂╱╱ ▂◤◥▂╲╲ ✰/███\✰
▔▏▂┗┓▂▂▕░░░░░░░▕▔ ✰/████\✰
░▌┍┯┑┍┯┑▌░░░░░░░░ ▌ ._██_ ✰{█████}✰
░▌┝┿┥┝┿┥▌░▌░░░░▌░ ▍ ( • • ) ✰{██████}✰
░▌┕┷┙┕┷┙▌░▌░░░░▌░ ▍ .─(░•░)─ _||_
░▌❥✿✿✿✿❥▍▩▩▩▩▩▩▩▩ ╬╬╬ ⠀ (░ • ░) \\__//
If you are a beautiful strong LOVE MEN, someone will put this in your comments.
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) ) ⦅‖ ͇͇ ͇͇▃▇͇͇͌̿̿⌂͇͇▌..* ★ ☆ . ★ ^v^ ° ❅ ☆ . ★ ^v^ °
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╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓∩║ MERRY CHRISTMAS & │∩ │◥███◣ ╱◥███◣
│╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║╲◥███╲ HAPPY NEW YEAR ╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓│∩
││∩│ ▓ ║∏ 田║▓ 田田 ▓ ∩║ ii--ii-- 2016 ii--ii--ii--ii │╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║◥█▓ ▓█
☸๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩„„„„„„„„☸„„„„„„„☸„„„„„„„☸๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩
**Warning this weak noob player does the following**
Plays like a weak noob☑
Doesn't know how to play ☑
Comes straight back to hook camp ☑
Pure weak noob scum that doesn't stop gens ☑
**Warning this weak noob player does the following**
Plays like a weak noob☑
Doesn't know how to play ☑
Comes straight back to hook camp ☑
Pure weak noob scum that doesn't stop gens ☑
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/////∧ 𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗻!
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⣸⠟⠋⠁ ⠈⠙⠻⣇ ⣀
⡾⠁⢰⣿⡆ ⣀ ⢰⣿⡆⠈⢧⢰⠛⡇
⣸⢷⠶⠒⠉ ⠒⠭⠒ ⠉⠒⢶⠾⣏⡼⠃
⣿⠶⣤⣀⣀ ⣀⣀⣤⠶⡟⠁
⢸ ⠈⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛⠉⠉⠁ ⣏⣉⡙⣆
⠘⡆ ⢸⠃ ⢹⢸
⣇ ⢸⢀⡴⢣⠇
⢸ ⣸⠭⠔⠁
⠸⣆⣀ ⣀⣰⠇
⠉⠙⠓⠒⠒⠒⠚⠋⠉
⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠁⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⢻⣿⣯⡙⠉⠀⣠⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡇⢠⡇⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣠⡶⢀⣤⣿⣿⣧⠘⠟⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⠇⢰⣿⠇⠘⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⠟⠁
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Happy Halloween
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⡏⠉⠒⠒⠤⡀⠉⠙⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢺⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⢛⠛⠋⡈⡀⠌⢣
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⠀⠱⡀⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⠀⢘⠡⡀⠄⡀⠄⡀⠄⡀⠨⡎
⠀⠀⠈⠺⡇⠀⢀⡞⠉⠉⠂⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣹⡉⡩⢢⡀⠄⡀⠄⡀⠄⣠⠏⡅
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