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Top tier Friend

thanks for saying tha tbro

Achievement unlocked!

Birthday again.

Happy birthday lad!

This boy can dig your grave with a spoon, Don't mess with him.
(personal experiences)

This fool as ♥♥♥♥♥ eats bread in bed.
What a gansta!

You fool! I didn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone!

I said come in, don't stand there!

The roasties of 2018 have become chronically prolapsed STD hostels. Despite their steady dribble of viscous snail trails, their dangly beef curtains, even their near constant harvesting of new strains of HPV and gonorrhea, Chads and Betas line up to service them, to wallow and worship in beefed out body horror. It's been said the bow-legged sluts of our era are now so rotten, their eviscerated vaginas actually "spit" every time they take a step. Sometimes with an audible queef, other times quiet, these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jettison whatever melange of fluids are sloshing within their polygamous caverns. It's not unusual to spy spotty trails and blood tinged puddles wherever the posterior of a sexually liberated woman has rested.

I'm Riley Hawk ♥♥♥♥♥!

fapping to your quotes

why the ♥♥♥♥ are you cyberbullying me dude, honestly whats your issue. i just come to steam to enjoy myself and try to escape the constant harassment i face every single day and then you have the nerve to come onto my profile and write ♥♥♥♥ like that. honestly what the ♥♥♥♥ would inspire someone to say something like that, i can't even fathom what kind of abuse you must've faced in order to think that unwarrented comment was even remotely okay. whenever i show up to class and sit down everyone starts laughing and touching me and ♥♥♥♥ and its just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frustrating. i'm wearing a hoodie and everything trying to blend in and people just won't leave me be. but you've somehow still managed to ruin my day. thanks a lot bud

Jake: Bruh... pop this ♥♥♥♥♥.
*Jake proceeds to paralyze Mike with his one - two combo*
Jake: ♥♥♥♥♥ ass make my momma ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drunk ♥♥♥♥♥.
Jake: WHY YOU MAKING MY MOMMA A DRUNK?
*Mike's last words before his tragic death*; "What are you doing? Look at- "
Jake: "♥♥♥♥ YOU DOING ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ MAKING MY MOMMA DRUNK."
Jake: TRY ME AGAIN ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥. *Mike continues to snore*
Jake: MAKING MY MOMMA A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRUNK.
Jake: DON'T MAKE MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOMMA DRUNK AGAIN DONT MA- DON'T EVER CUS OUT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOMMA.
Jake: ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥

It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.

You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.

with your massive steam level and HUGE library, you must be SuperGamer, I'll assume I destroyed you in a multi-player game recently and your all butthurt because of it.....I'll leave your comment up if you have the balls to leave mine. i'll play you again if I ever need some easy ranking up... Enjoy Serbia!!!!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

signed by stiff_mike01

signed by moses

hey gaauys my name is Mike McDaniel and i am the person whos profile ur reading right now. the otehr day i was taking a sleep on my porch and i heard a mnexian gang member in my SWWEET town of michigan and he was like pop Dis ♥♥♥♥♥ anmd i was like wtf and he started hitting my face and i was like WHADAREYA dOING and he upperecutted me in my face and i fell over and i was snooze slump.... i hate dose ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mexhicans they are like white blakc people i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate them!! if you can tell my who the man was that hit me in the face many times i wil reward you withb alcohol so i can make your momma drunk. some people have done told me that the mans who hitted me was named Jake McDaniel. id ont know because that name sounds familiar but idk im really durnk rtight now. some other people have linked me his steam accoun t too so if u know him here he is https://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561198452177541

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men you only can speak about ♥♥♥♥♥♥? . abajo de la piel somos todos iguales webon dejen de hacerse los mafiosos porque sean morenos no son mejores carade pan que solo saben hacer canciones diciendo ♥♥♥♥♥♥ y criticando a la raza blanca que es la que te a dado de comer marika


Jake: Bruh... pop this ♥♥♥♥♥.
*Jake proceeds to paralyze Mike with his one - two combo*
Jake: ♥♥♥♥♥ ass make my momma ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drunk ♥♥♥♥♥.
Jake: WHY YOU MAKING MY MOMMA A DRUNK?
*Mike's last words before his tragic death*; "What are you doing? Look at- "
Jake: "♥♥♥♥ YOU DOING ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ MAKING MY MOMMA DRUNK."
Jake: TRY ME AGAIN ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥. *Mike continues to snore*
Jake: MAKING MY MOMMA A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRUNK.
Jake: DON'T MAKE MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOMMA DRUNK AGAIN DONT MA- DON'T EVER CUS OUT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOMMA.
Jake: ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥

Recommended
1.9 hrs on record
Well.. indigo prophecy im saying recomended but in all honesty its about 50%. Basically you play a normal, average guy named marcus kane (until) you get possesed by satan and murder a man in the bathroom of a diner. But another cool point is thats not all! you also play a cop named carla and her partner tyler, who are looking into the murder case. (there might be more but im not very far). The storyline is very exiting and intense, but the developers didnt put much work into a tutorial. Some of the quicktime events are very difficult, frustrating, and might take a while to figure out ESPETIALLY since its on PC and doesnt have a controller, this game was made for consoles. All in all i give it a 6/10, great storyline, but the mechanics and gameplay could realy use some work.

Types of NCOs
By Ecks and 1 collaborators
In this guide I will be describing the various types of Non-Commissioned Officers in Verdun. This is a WIP.

Hey dude, You are nice dude my man my dude my man.

ill make your chest look like a valley with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baseball bat you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freak

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Thank god you got it xoxo

Pleasse sign my profile plssssssssss

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Your dumb

Purging my friends list, if you care to have me back, just leave a comment on my profile as the rules are stated.

I'm going to lick and kiss your bare feet, use them for a footjob, then tie you up, and after I'm done I'm going to hold you down and ♥♥♥♥ your ass while I put my Ruger down your throat. Your terror and possible degenerate arousal will make my balls exsanguiante themselves prematurely, but if Hermes is my guide they will expire on your tits on in your nostrils

nice

+rep look at those edgy quotes in his bio I mean GOT DAMM you gotta have at least an IQ of 255 to understand this lad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL37f7UygJ8

As a consequence people who dislike Doki Doki Literature Club truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Monika’s existential catchphrase “Ok, everyone,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Portrait Of Markov.I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Salvato's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Doki Doki tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Doki Doki Literature Club. The plot is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Sartrean Existentialism most of the themes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Monika’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these themes, to realise that they’re not just scary- they say something deep about LIFE.

consuming horse sperm is trve kvlt

i sure do love my 100% european sperm drinking gods

That isn't even an orthodog cross so your owned yourself

Odincucks owned

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Yeah that's because you don't have any friends

being the person who wrote the last 5 comments on my profile is like being retarded

Having big tits because you are fat is like saying your car is fast because you drove off a cliff