I've been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me. My last boyfriend (a cute b/w wolf) gave me herpes on my ass and now I have a hard time taking a ♥♥♥♥. Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my ♥♥♥♥ will come out easy. I've never had sex with a girl, because I don't know how to pick them up. That's why I turned Furry. But now I'm just tired of guys ripping my ass when they don't use lubrication. I've had to get stitches three times. I went out with a fox last night who said he only gives, he doesn't receive, so I had to suck his ♥♥♥♥ and he made me swallow or he would kick my ass.

Hey BRO, it's Phil from high school. Remember me nerd? Haha, figured you'd still be pumping my gas to this day. Regardless- so what I haven't touched grass in 48 hours? I make 100k an hour while you're stuck at $.10 an hour. Just remember there's levels to this life thing, and Phil will always be at the top.

I got a job at hooters as a dishwasher and have been working there for around 4 months now and I still haven't come close to sleeping with any of the girls there I haven't even got to be any of their friends. They just treat me nice and me and them have small convos during lunch but that's it. I thought I would have been able to sleep with at least one of the girls there because of the reputation hooters have and the outfits that they wear but i'm so pathetic that i still can't get anything even while working there and I see some of the male cooks there flirting with the girls and stuff and I can sense hooking up happening in the workplace but I still can't get anything

+rep, will go gay for skins

you stink like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boy!! woofer gon' chomp your ass.

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