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SAPPH1RE‎ : For you and a man who doesn't press F1, a separate cauldron in Hell.
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joezero: darius garen botlane
joezero: im a genius

josie-chan (◠‿◠✿): i found and destroyed a chocolate orange

SILVER SPOON: jack: i literally dropped myself in latvia and it's a dirt road

GODZILLA-BLUNT-HANDS: I love counter strike

jack: bart is an unidentified horny substance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxGSapJaOuY

No ♥♥♥♥ we smokin penises: can i join skeleton hand?

Jfm: its my meatboy

jack(1):upon entering thy 7 up of choice lemonade
Jordan0: Hmmm..... How interesting... really.... makes you.... think doesn't it

orangeluke : loughborough? is that in germany?

joe0: the bones on the road go crunch crunch crunch
Hennessy & Sailor Moon: "when the bones go crunchy crunch and turn into the absolute bone meal"
Hennessy & Sailor Moon: literal bones on the road
Hennessy & Sailor Moon: go crunch

<22:18:35> You were banned permanently from the server by "frazer" (pervasive developmental disorder that involves abnormal development and )

B: Dropped water o n key b o ard b y a ccident now m y s p a c e b a r i s ♥♥♥ k e d l o o k a hahahahaha

Jack: he said to me
Jack: hed done a
Jack: "jack turvey"

MY CAT IS A NON-VERBAL AUTISTIC: ive taken him to vet

joe0: HAHAHAHAHAA
joe0: lol
joe0: he literally got splatted
joe0: and then ran into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground
joe0: HAAHHhahhaah}
joe0: crunch they went.

Viento De Mar : uglu you and you friend

: true
: i drawed like a sketch
: of a long road
: or something
: and called it bonce road
: hawhaehehww

Jack (1): Shaky hands because scared of going to school tomorrow?

20:20 - ****: was just wanking non stop slowly to asmr darlings videos, the trick is if you tug nice and slow you never ♥♥♥ so you just get the wanky tuggy goodness forever

weddaeh ☂ (weddy): when she whispers into the mic I feel the sensations travel down to the fragile ring of my ♥♥♥♥ and its gives me the greatest feeling ever.
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아트워크 전시대
스크린샷 전시대
тν¢нαηу
매우 희귀한 도전 과제 전시대
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Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
This car was made in Guatemala.
Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers.
I bought these shoes from a hobo.
Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure.
I'm sorry. I believe in good grooming.
You're not gonna grow nothin' on the old Simpson place. That's why your daddy abandoned it.
Oh, what do you know?
Well, I know your soil p.H. is up around 9.6, and you need it seven to eight max.
Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me. I'll grow something out there.
Not if you're plantin' gummy bears.
D'oh!
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Baštyol‎ : jack i ♥♥♥♥ u momy to anal and u have tram now u be small to see it this times and now u trans ♥♥♥♥♥ , never sex with real girl
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Hello could I please come to your house over the summer for a shower, dont know what day WE will be turning up yet. However please have the hot water ready for when we arrive, I'd also like it if you could supply me with the new Lynx Africa Body & Hair Wash and the 2017 best awarded shampoo from Head & Shoulders. Thanks, see you soon!