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My mom is kinda homeless and I live with my dad and I wanna help her out

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Mike try not to be a freak challenge super duper hard

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My world met its end a long time ago.

The humanity as I knew it has ceased to exist, and disappeared without a single trace.

The gods they believed in have died, and churches were built as their graves.

The chaos turned into order, and it finally became quiet.

All I can do is dream, for I am so, so tired.

Before I abandon the words that form noise in my head,

Will you be so kind as to join me in dream-seeing?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Me and my 16-year-old female brother realised that we are both attracted to bread.

My brother found a really cute piece of bread and started dating it. I was furious.
A voice in my head started saying, "Kill him, kill your brother," and after a while... I caved in.

I grabbed a large metal hammer and started beating the absolute ♥♥♥♥ out of him.
"How dare you get a hotter piece of bread than me!" I screamed.

Eventually, he died. I was satisfied until I realized something...
I had stepped on the bread, crushing it completely...
I'm currently lying on the ground, bawling my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes out.

I really hope that my parents don't find out about what I did...


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