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Neal Schweiber: The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader. You've seen Star Wars 47 times. You do the math.
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Juno MacGuff: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
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Jerry Seinfeld: Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden: "It isn't enough to stand up and fight darkness. You've got to stand apart from it, too. You've got to be different from it."
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Luke 11:35: See to it, then, that the light within you is not darkness.
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Bertrand Russell: "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so"
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Benjamin Franklin: "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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Kat Warbler: "Penguins are cute and all...but if you cooked one, I'd eat it!"
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