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𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐫𝐫!
🌏 * 🌂 * 🔋 * 📒 * 💗 * 👔 * 👃 * 🚙 * 💙 * 😺 * 🐛 * 🎈 * 🥞 * 🥗 * 🏓 * 🚘
ㅤ* Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
ㅤ* I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
ㅤ* I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a ♥♥♥♥♥.
🚕 * 💃 * ⛳ * 🎫 * 🍇 * 🔋 * 🌋 * 👑 * 👽 * ⚡ * 💗 * 👾 * 🌽 * 🍆 * 🚙 * 🍖
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!