I’m here to do standup. I’m here to tell you about my experiences there’s the Kroger brand. I don’t like the Kroger brand, I doubt it’s real food. Basically, I uh am not being paid at my job as an intern at the Kroger and I need the money to pay for my ketamine addiction. nothing brings me joy anymore. Please. I’m so desperate. I just need the love, I’m such a sad, unbelievably sad person and I need love in my life uh, particularly that of a female who has amiable features, well put together structure, and a Whole lot of heart. And a affinity for video games. I just want a gamer bride. preferably one that’s partnered on twitch, and is verified on twitter, so like, you know, like you get like the full package. I want her to wear nothing but swimsuits. so that’s my, that was um that was my ultimatum. If I don’t get that, within the allotted time of 3 months, I’m going to Stop. Everything. Until I get what I so desire.

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