Artemis
Abbie   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Don’t wake me up. Just leave me there, dreaming...
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Source SDK Base 2007
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Ryujin 25 Nov, 2022 @ 9:46am 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house.
"What the devil?"
As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads"
the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Tanaris 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am 
The bin people are angy, the bell tolls for thee.
eLstarx 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41pm 
-english inbreeder. brexit means brexit now piss off and play on your own server.
ULQ 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:35am 
+rep super respect had 2 DC's didnt butcher us
Mr Ping 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm 
+rep clown goes slurpie wurpies
Carey 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm 
i hope you fall in a bin