Arsenic Canary
Steve   United States
 
 
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http://redknightstories.com/

Bitten by a radioactive vampire lumberjack, Canary was granted the power to grow a magnificent beard and the terrible curse of spontaneously combusting in even the most meagre of sunlight. :praisesun:
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Kaoskampf 15 Oct, 2024 @ 7:26pm 
+rep once saved my imaginary friend
The Magic Man 1 Sep, 2009 @ 6:47pm 
now they live on monkey island, wherer you can explore them....that sounded gross.
Divine Rapier 3 Jun, 2009 @ 5:31pm 
First! Oh yah, I've always wanted to be the first poster somewhere and now the dream has come true. Why, this is more exciting than a barrel full of monkeys (only because the monkeys are all dead, but still!). Poor monkeys, they never stood a chance against the beard del diable~!