Recent reviews by DummyThiccDads

i spent 5 hours building and optimizing something that i am 100% going to be demolishing within the next 30 minutes because i dont need that shape anymore. 10/10 would ruin my sleep schedule again.

It feels like a jank mixture of Destiny 2, Warframe, and Anthem. World and missions structured like Destiny 2, Progression, modding and Descendants (Frames) from Warframe. Loot system from Anthem. All with an immediately, intensely boring story. The monetization is insane. Its like they looked at Warframe's and thought "I wonder how we can take this, but make it way way worse for the player, like everything else we've ripped from other games.". I would honestly rather go and play more Anthem than this. At least the gameplay in Anthem is mildly entertaining.

Stalwart go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

scoop scoop scoop

EDIT: Can confirm the scoop be scoopin

EDIT 2: for the 1.0 update. My heart wants to change this to a negative review for the removal of AI Joe Biden reporting the news in favor of a terrible, almost southern accent guy. But in reality, everything they've been doing with this game has been stellar. 10/10 game

shoot gun go bang

hammar go bonk

conveyor go brrrr

Do you like shouting at random people over voip? Do you like breaking walls with rockets and hammers? Do you like detailed attachment systems for guns? Play this

Edit: My favorite thing rn is to drag enemies around trying to kill their friends while i drag them.

gun go bang

IM DOING MY PART!!