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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 122.8 hrs on record
Posted: 27 Mar @ 11:58am
Updated: 16 Apr @ 8:21pm

Please read through all the points. Let me know if i'm wrong over any of this.

⏹️🖥️⏹️ Graphics ⏹️🖥️⏹️
🟥 You forget what reality is
✅ Beautiful
🟥 Good
🟥 Decent
🟥 Bad
🟥 Don‘t look too long at it
🟥 MS-DOS

⏹️🕹️⏹️ Gameplay ⏹️🕹️⏹️
✅ Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 It's just gameplay
🟥 Mehh
🟥 Watch paint dry instead
🟥 Just don't

⏹️🔊⏹️ Audio ⏹️🔊⏹️
🟥 Eargasm
✅ Very good
🟥 Good
🟥 Not too bad
🟥 Bad
🟥 I'm now deaf

⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️ Audience ⏹️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⏹️
🟥 Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
🟥 Grandma

⏹️💻⏹️ PC Requirements ⏹️💻⏹️
🟥 Check if you can run paint
🟥 Potato
🟥 Decent
✅ Fast
🟥 Rich boi
🟥 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⏹️💾⏹️ Game Size ⏹️💾⏹️
🟥 Floppy Disk
🟥 Old Fashioned
🟥 Workable
✅ Big
🟥 Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
🟥 You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
🟥 You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

⏹️😖⏹️ Difficulty ⏹️😖⏹️
🟥 Just press 'W'
🟥 Easy
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
🟥 Significant brain usage
🟥 Difficult
🟥 Dark Souls

⏹️💪⏹️ Grind ⏹️💪⏹️
🟥 Nothing to grind
🟥 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
🟥 Isn't necessary to progress
✅ Average grind level
🟥 Too much grind
🟥 You'll need a second life for grinding

⏹️📖⏹️ Story ⏹️📖⏹️
🟥 No Story
✅ Some lore
🟥 Average
🟥 Good
🟥 Lovely
🟥 It'll replace your life

⏹️⏳⏹️ Game Time ⏹️⏳⏹️
🟥 Long enough for a cup of coffee
🟥 Short
🟥 Average
🟥 Long
✅ To infinity and beyond

⏹️💵⏹️ Price ⏹️💵⏹️
🟥 It's free!
✅ Worth the price
🟥 If it's on sale
🟥 If u have some spare money left
🟥 Not recommended
🟥 You could also just burn your money

⏹️⚠️⏹️ Bugs ⏹️⚠️⏹️
✅ Never heard of
🟥 Minor bugs
🟥 Can get annoying
🟥 ARK: Survival Evolved
🟥 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

⏹️🏆⏹️ My Score [? / 10] ⏹️🏆⏹️
🟥 1
🟥 2
🟥 3
🟥 4
🟥 5
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✅ 9
🟥 10

⏹️🏆⏹️ Remarks ⏹️🏆⏹️
❇️ Some of the DLC's are very good will mention them below.
❇️ DLC: theHunter: Call of the Wild™ - ATV SABER 4X4
❇️ DLC: theHunter: Call of the Wild™ - Tents & Ground Blinds
❇️ DLC: theHunter: Call of the Wild™ - Bloodhound
❇️ DLC: theHunter: Call of the Wild™ - Modern Rifle Pack
❇️ DLC: All of the reserves are good please refer any YouTube video Before buy.

It's my review, what I feel in few words, ignore it if you get annoyed by it. Thank you so much for your time.
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9 Comments
Yuuki 18 Apr @ 5:54am 
@Arddymo @S7even47 its been an issue for a buncha people with the game literally not launching and the only real thing ive seen work has been resetting your entire system, not sure why really but it is the only thing thats worked. its a bug none the less and not a me issue. joining a discord server to not get help is not high on my list of priorities
Arddymo 17 Apr @ 8:42pm 
Guys thank you so much for the comments and rewards on my review you guys are awesome.
Arddymo 17 Apr @ 8:41pm 
@Landen Man it's one of the best game I played but the thing is that now I'm not getting enough time to jumb into it, life, job, rat race. Have fun with game man thank for the comments. Soon will jump back in need to try the new golden retriever DLC.
Arddymo 17 Apr @ 8:37pm 
@Yuuki Developers are still active in the community, join the discord server and please contact them or raise a ticket in Apex Avalanche website, I'm reviewing my experiences I have never encountered with any bugs yet. So instead of cursing please fix your game and have fun it's a pretty good game.
S7even47 17 Apr @ 6:32pm 
@Yuuki Sounds to me like that's a YOU problem cause the game runs fine on my gaming laptop (mind you, mine is worth $4k so it better run this with no problems). Only bugs I've encountered is when tracking, my blood hound sometimes gets stuck in a loop inside a circle of rocks. I have to push it out of the loop and into the open for it to start searching again. That's it. Haven't experienced other problems yet. I've been playing since January 2024.
Yuuki 17 Apr @ 7:15am 
"no bugs" motherfucker i cant even launch the game :KSmiley:
Lud1crous 13 Apr @ 9:00am 
Bugs, there are not too many but there are bugs.
Landen 11 Apr @ 11:38am 
wild how buddy hasn't played in the last two weeks lmao
Wendigo 11 Apr @ 10:45am 
lol w