Recent reviews by Ard9

thank you ea for making me lose my virginity
this game has allowed me to see a new side of the world, the side of not being a virgin. I lost my virginity while playing FUT champs to a group of 11 men. I got gang banged by this large group, all while being orchestrated by the man behind the other monitor who reeks of child pornography and credit card spending issues. The main one who was thrusting it in was 94 Golazo Drogba, who every time I play against sticks in 14 inch ♥♥♥♥ in my ass till there is a permanent dent. Any time I try to struggle 92 Thunderstrook Casilas is there to pin me down and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me. I cant do it with this game anymore with the platers having these teams who all have 12+ inchers ready to rape me, all through the power of credit cards. I wish I were able to have my biggest problems being which pack to buy with FC points, but I have bigger issues to spend my money on such as a therapist to recover from the PTSD of unholy things that went on in my butthole.

I hate this game.