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actually just feels like a great way to spend my free time, it's a game where you don't watch other people play, but rather, you have all the control and you feel like your actions are shaping the world of runeterra.

Where are the fortnite dances? You're telling me that all these men are just on the border, bored out of their mind because it's pre-war, and nobody even thinks about busting out into a funky dance? Cmon...probably just another feature they will inevitably release as a 20$ dlc.

This review was brought to you by IGN Italia, but not the fascist one that's in-game

The perfect game to play when you want to work on your testosterone levels. Playing this game for 20 minutes substitutes doing 120 pushups because of how hard you're gonna be activating every muscle in your body trying to actually hit the puck straight

Also if you're reading this, I just want you to know you're breathtaking

I have not yet left the starting area, but simply looking at the map and thinking about Samwise Gamgee's hot physique is putting me into a trance. Hope I get to meet him someday, I'm a big chungus fan

This game has everything you need: slow cars, cringe dialogue, muddy ps3 graphics, 2006 techno music, (wo)men in masks and suits, and above all else, a lot of digestible cumtent (DLC)

Personally, I prefer EVE Online over this because of the romance options, but this is decent if you have literally nothing better to do in your life than restarting the same heist 46 times because your "friend" didnt press F on a pager

1.25/10 - IGN Italia

MFW MY FACE WHEN THE MONGOLS LE ARRIVE

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Its like the famous character from the Witcher would say: "You gotta fly with the eagles into a whole other world into a whole other video game domain. You gotta have the rhythm of a sleazy 70s muscle man combined with the ruthlessness of a 1990s video game killer in the online gaming community. I'm a 6 foot 8 gaming powerhouse like I've said many many many times. I'm the 1993 1994 two time back to back, yea, multiple years back to back consecutive years, the two time blockbuster video game champion in the online gaming community. I'm an international video game superstar. Trust me when I say this, when I hop out of the 1990 Lamborghini Diablo VT...everyone wants a picture"

As for the game, its just a card game or some crap, I dont really follow Lord of the Rings lore

Wow! What a game this is, honestly one of the best experiences you can have on the commodore 64, minus the slideshow framerate when theres more than 3 factions visible on the map.

I love how the AI cheats to keep up with humans, reminds me of the Terminator films with Dolph Lundgren, and I love how big space is.

Our final verdict is 2/10 - IGN Italia

I am writing this review after getting my first VIC ROY - thats what the cool kids call victories in battle royale games fyi tbh. I just wanna express my gratitude towards my fan, my family, and my pet iguana Miguel.

Game itself is ♥♥♥♥, servers are unstable, and new content drips slower than my post-piss piss