Lemons are forever.

I will tail you.

Congratulations. ... Good luck.

Important note to all my friends : due to recent events through which I've obtained a job, I have now the financial means to rent my own apartment. This means that I'll be leaving my parents' house on February the 1st and won't have any connection to the Internet for one or two months. In the worst case scenario, my absence could last four entire months because (re)gaining access to the internet has an expensive cost. I might find a wifi hotspot to sporadically show up, or a benevolent soul who could agree on sharing his modem/wifi with me regularly, but these are dreams with no elements to back them up so I prefer to avoid giving false hopes to anyone and I'll simply say that I'll be absent for a long while. I hope that I'll have the chance to see everyone once I'll be back online, because losing friends during an absence only makes the whole ordeal even more bitter and saddening.

Dinner and NETFLIX AND CHILL

Howler@jellyvixen: At least buy us a drink!
Cinder@Arcadelord: I have condoms. Does that count?
Mechakitty v.2@Thathoser: Dinner and a movie. I'm easy, not cheap.
Cinder@Arcadelord: Condoms are an expensive luxury, in my country.