Recent reviews by Mr Deanster

Badly programmed trash, you can represent Ireland in this game but not the United Kingdom? Have to force quit the game because matchmaking does not ever end. The game did not even stop crashing for the first 2 days. The cars drive like Halo Warthogs and not how you would expect, everything is driven on one stick.

Don't waste your time.

This is a fun little survival pool game! If you know anything about pool and cue ball positioning this game isn't that hard, but for people who don't it will seem hard. Has the crazy trick shot system like in Pool FX but the controls are a bit Wonkey since you can't adjust the spin / english while having the angle locked and for £1.24 its worth it!

There have been a few Balatro pool clones recently, but this is oddly a better fit for that than the ones actually trying to be Balatro clones.

A thumbs up from me!

Fall Guys of Bowling! The spin of the ball is done with C shapes so it makes getting strikes a little harder to do. I am Enjoying the fun games and mini games this game has to offer. I would recommend getting the Whole bundle since it comes with coins to upgrade your balls and its on sale right now. £10 > £6 fun game not super buggy game and kind to the gpu!

Cons after a few hours of play.
1. Turn the music off after a while, its one track on repeat. (needs more music)
2. Customising your bowler is very lacking, clothes, hair and body types.
3. All Bowling balls have to be upgraded separately.
4. Game can lock during play had to give up and start again, only happened a few times.

This game is awful, badly programmed trash.

Which is a shame since the idea of a turn based extraction game is kinda fun idea. The problem is the info on the "tutorial" is light on the ground. Like why is this tank attacking me? Is this a mob or did a player do this? The fact that people can be on the same square as each other on a Turn based PVP game is literally stupid. I have never finished a game of this game because the game keeps crashing it is so badly programmed.

Treasure hunt mode is the worst example of the game just ending itself and the BOTS know where the treasure is regardless if the chests are invisible. The movement squares are badly programmed too, you should probably stop people going on squares after walls, whats the point having movement squares if you don't program them properly?

The dragon came out after all cards where gone but the game gave up after it attacked a guy with no cards.
Like you could not figure out auto concede? I have not finished a game of this yet and I was sorta hoping to like this game coz an extraction tbs game would have been lit.

Also you must put a time limit on turns on multiplayer games. People will be petty enough to sit out a person when they are losing.

Combat is lacking when it comes to early game very boring. Click a monster and press your one skill when you have mana. Items level are not clearly marked in shops for if you can actually use them. It would have helped to know this before selling my weapon for a new one and finding out there is no buy back in the game.

very basic game kinda fun but lacking in most areas

Eh? It's Okay but not allowing a full party from the start is time waiting and grindy, yeah get it you don't really want people to refund in the first two hours.

Speaking of your back line have you every played Wizardry? Like if you only allow us to have 4 heroes in our party someone has to be on the back line yeah? You know what this genius game does for that, locks every square apart from the bottom left one, true laziness. You could let us select where our back line goes, so I don't have to kick out my entire party to put my mage behind my tank thanks!

Wizardry allows full parties this game can't even do them correctly, its a very basic rogue lite.

Server is always down and every time I try to do a nanogram it crashes after completing a level. The game is supposed to have weekly challenges that you can't do since the server is always off line and they make you wait for my energy to play games you already paid for,

This game is trash avoid.

Massive multiplayer minesweeper game with 10 million mines can work with friends to clear the board and you get treasure chests now and again. These will give you EXP or on occasion give you flag skins or boarders as a drop! There are paid and free Flag skins that are just to say thank you to the devs, since servers are not free I guess.

The problems I have with the game is you can't mute people who are spamming in chat, there needs to be a chat cool down or something and finding some holes from people mining exploits can be hard to track down.

The game works well and for like £2 its good.

How do you mess up something that could be done in html so badly? Need to wait for a code to make the game work and when you get a code it wont save your game. 1 out of 10 computers (12%) can't run this out of the box that's a bad failure rate, remember this.

If Slay the spire or Balatro was a claw machine, very fun. All the prizes in your hand are items you get through out the game and there even dangers like oil and magnets which will screw you over. The physics are not exact but I'm not really expecting them to be for a game like this. (the Pachinko mini game is the worst offender, the prize bounces a different way each time!)

The characters you can play as all have very different ways of playing and you have to use your claw intelligently to get best results when fighting, especially bosses. Once you beatcthe run by killing the boss on floor 20, you can go in to endless mode just like Balatro.

The only negative I can think of is there are not enough room types, like negative / challenge rooms like most games of this type. The game needs a bit more of everything, even though the game is very complete. Always wanting more of a game is not a bad thing and the game will be in EA for a year so im really looking forward to the future of the game.

The game has lots of replay value. If you love claw machines this game is a must. If you like build games like Slay the spire or Balatro this game is cheap enough to give a shot!