I propose a toast!
I'd give some of my bread puns but I have naan.
I'll try, it's the very yeast I can do.
I guess we'll just have to wheat and see if I can think of anything.
I've realized that these jokes are actually rather crumby.

guys you knead to work on your puns.

Why did the plane crash in the field?
The pilot was a loaf of bread...

When you get a boyfriend/girlfriend, you should say "I loaf you".

Did you hear about the man who stole some rye?
The police caught him bread handed...

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