Frags and gags pretty much sum up my entire life.
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"Shame on you if you flash me once, shame on me if you flash me twice"

I slaughter chickens for Deathmatch points, please don't judge me.

Will accept requests if and only if
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You're profile isn't private
You send a video of you doing a backflip while holding a baby goat and sipping coke simultaneously

Working on my tan with endless hours of CS and screen exposure.

Life stats
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Hours spent online : 2132
♥♥♥♥♥ given : 0
Push-ups done : 6
Kilometers run : 4.2

Send your trade offers at... Lol, who am I kidding? My inventory and owned skins suck bawlz.

Orgasmic War Quotes
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"One bullet can change the course of history, and that's why I'm here"
"I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion"