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8 of 25 (32%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Sign him up for the Knicks!

Score a basketball goal
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2020 @ 1:00pm

Surgeon General's Warning

Ignore the surgeon general, as well as common sense
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2020 @ 12:48pm

Smashed

Don't drink responsibly
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2020 @ 12:47pm

A bomb?

Get killed by the suicide droid
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 8:08am

Killing Spree

Destroy 3 enemies in 2 seconds or less
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 8:08am

Murderer

Destroy every cleaner bot
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2020 @ 1:54pm

No New Mail

Read every e-mail
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2020 @ 1:31pm

Sacrifice

Set the Xanadu on a course to the nearest star
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2020 @ 2:16pm



Bibliophile

Obtain every page

Audiophile

Obtain every audiolog

Old School

Unlock the bonus mini-games

Trumpet-Major

Experience an attack of flatulence

Silver Shower

Destroy a robot with the showers

Unintended Death

Get killed by the environment

Balls of Steel

Beat the game without dying

Please put your seats in the upright position

Place every toilet seat up

Homer's Odyssey

And and eat every donut

Scanners

Scan the Xanadu with the Survey Bot

Impulse 101

Obtain every weapon

Ruined Breakfast

Sabotage your breakfast

The King of the Dead

Become king of the zombies

Xanadu Book Club

Find and read "The Unusual Death of Governor Li"

Mission Successful

Fly the Xanadu back to Earth
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