Be very careful when you go out on the street. Yesterday at around 830pm a bastard who was wearing a black sweatshirt pulled out a pair of scissors at me. Luckily I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock because if I were have pulled out paper he would have won.

Ooh mama, I haven't seen a Latina beauty like you since that wall was built (God bless America). I'd love to see a little more of you, it's not enough to fullfill my desires. Not to brag, but I learnt a little español just for you mi bebé. No me gusta los negros, that means your eyes are like the ocean breeze. Patatas fritas muy leche, can you resist a man like me?

first comment is you smell