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yes

> wake up on beach alone, naked and starved
> wander around
> meet some guys dressed up in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gear holding AK-47s
> "HEY YOU, NAKED!"
> I come
> "Follow us, you're our prisoner now"
> they bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
> "SING FOR US!"
> sing my best Celine Dion songs
> "Well, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless, aren't you?"
> "BRING HIM INTO THE THUNDERDOME!"
> waitwhat.jpeg
> they bring me into a prison with another naked freshspawn
> "NOW FIGHT!"
> me and the naked fight intensely with rocks
> I kill him, everyone screams "ALLAHU AKBAR!" in bad middle-eastern accents
> they bring me outside the thunderdome for a break
> one ISIS-clan member leaves the base and I run outside while the door is open
> being shot at by AK-47s while zigzagging
> I escape to the dessert biome

Then I left Egypt, bought Rust and the same thing happened to me ingame.

Beschde.

Nominated for the “Best Use Of A Farm Animal” Award!

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