This guy tried to make me buy sexbot.. fortunently for me i didnt get it..

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each others round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking.
I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

Hejsan! Jag är Karin ifrån ungdomsmottagningen, vi har tagit tester på ditt sperma och vi kan se via DNA att dina framtida barn kommer vara lika fula som dig, om inte fulare! Hälsa gärna på oss igen och snatta lite mer kondomer som du inte kommer använda. Vi hoppas att du är homosexuell så att du inte behöver reproducera. Ring gärna in till oss om du har några mer frågor! 0703953021 - Karin Sillström

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-rep will spam gay porn in you dms. you should only keep him added/unblocked if you are gay, or like me, are a strait person that just enjoys watching homies enjoy themselfs.

I jerk off all day. Like I’m spurting a fat load every 20 minutes. I used to keep it secret, but now im pretty open. First time I got caught caressing my ♥♥♥♥ in bed I got scared and stopped for awhile. But now i get caught often and I’m used to it. Usually a quick apology will do. They understand. Though sometimes I may jack off walking to the bathroom and accidentally spray several hot pumps on a random guest. They won’t mind, its just a bit of ♥♥♥. A natural thing for guys. I mean jerking off can get you through anything tedious, like elevator rides, Ubers, awkward in-law dinners, or funerals. Oh yeah, I've busted on dead bodies before. Its no biggie. They’re going in the ground anyway. I’ve done it all. I’d even go as far as to say jerkin its my hobby. Nay, my profession. But to be honest, really honest, jerking off is a lifestyle. If you don't have a passion for beating your meat then I don't think anyone will take you seriously.

-+rep he sucks but also pulls out

This guy is a cuwute

Gay sex is more straight than straight sex, because it doesn't include women who like penises, and as everybody knows, liking penises is gay. Also it's more masculine, because what is more masculine than two men? Three men. The more men, the more masculine sex is. So thank god you choose the right, manly way to make love

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♥♥♥♥♥ can have many flavors. From sweet and subtle, to tangy and strong. I never recommend eating whilst eating out, but for beverage pairings I would go with a lighter rosè for milder ♥♥♥♥♥. The bubbles will make the sweeter notes of berry and last night’s Tinder-Date pop. For a more refined ♥♥♥♥♥ eating experience, I recommend a brut like Dom P or Pierre Jouet. But don’t pour it directly on the snatch, give the muff a good dive before you swirl your quaff.
For more pronounced ♥♥♥♥♥ flavors of rich yellowtail tuna and farmhouse hay, I recommend bourbon and a ♥♥♥♥ ton of it. Because if her ♥♥♥♥♥ smells like a combo of skipjack & farmhouse hay you’re going to want hard liquor.

know this sounds like a ♥♥♥♥ post but hear me out.

I have large testicles. It is not a gift. I have a massive bulge that is very hard to hide. I’ve been harassed because of it. I sit on them sometimes. They are like a huge target to everything. For example, when I get home from work. My dog is just the perfect height that when she jumps on me for lovins, she decks me in the jewels every time. It has become a problem honestly.

Now for the worst part. The insecurity. I have an average sized dong that I am not at all mad about. It does the job and does it well.

The part that sucks is the bulge. Some people see it and assume I have a horse ♥♥♥♥. It makes it embarrassing when I finally get a home run with a lady and she looks disappointed.

I am very sorry for the inappropriate post. It is my biggest insecurity and my daily hell and the only person I can talk to about it is my current girlfriend.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out he was gay.
Don't trust this guy.

This post is about why you can't have sex with cats. This is not meant to encourage any behavior, as it is intended to show as to why you just can't.

To start, the cats ♥♥♥♥♥ is much too small for your massive ♥♥♥♥. Nor is the cats anus. If you were to attempt to shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a cat anywhere, it would cause immense pain for the cat and everyone would know.

Secondly, It is actually looked down on people who ♥♥♥♥ or try to ♥♥♥♥ cats. I know, bizzare. We all want to be the big ♥♥♥♥ chad with all the glitz and glamour, but we can't fully do that if you ♥♥♥♥ cats unfortunately.

Thank you for reading this message, I'm now gonna go jerk off to tentacle hentai.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each others round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!

I just can't anymore. First they invade my films and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.

the notorious cheater of euro truck simulator 2, everybody can see he cheating very fast trucking no legit just hacking

+rep i saw this "Tobbler" guy doing pull-ups one handed while holding his microphone screaming as he played CS:GO until he got kicked for trolling

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

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Hi, our team went to the finals of a decent tournament, but our player will not be able to take part in this match, we urgently need a stand-in who can replace him.
If we win this tournament, you will receive about $600~
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Hi, our team went to the finals of a decent tournament, but our player will not be able to take part in this match, we urgently need a stand-in who can replace him.
If we win this tournament, you will receive about $600~
Add my main account, if you're ready to compete https://steamproxy.net/id/Loakus

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