Antumarin's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 4:35pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 7:27pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 5:11pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 8:40pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 4:43pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 11:13am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 7:22pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:02pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 3:05pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 4:16pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 6:08pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 10:53pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 8:48am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2015 @ 7:40pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 4:36pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 12:42pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 6:10pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 11:27am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 9:58pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 11:24am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 7:34pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:50pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 10:31am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 12:29pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 7:46pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 5:35pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 2:20pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 8:39am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 11:42am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 4:30pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 6:11pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 10:22am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 7:56pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 4:12pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 7:56pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 8:04pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:12pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 7:39pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 4:01pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 4:38pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 11:22am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 7:26pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 11:21am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 9:03pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 9:24pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 11:55am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 11:00am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 7:14pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 9:16pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 4:14pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2015 @ 7:45pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2015 @ 9:04pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2015 @ 10:25pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 7:36pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2015 @ 9:22pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2015 @ 8:32pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 6:09pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2015 @ 8:03pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2015 @ 9:03pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 7:59pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

27 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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