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1 person found this review helpful
4,182.2 hrs on record (2,781.0 hrs at review time)
it's ok :)
Posted 24 December, 2023.
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33.3 hrs on record (31.0 hrs at review time)
hehe robots
Posted 5 September, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
33.4 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Pekora's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep peko."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter peko?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his ♥♥♥♥, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Pekora!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to ♥♥♥♥ you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his ♥♥♥ off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Pekora."
Posted 17 August, 2023.
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55 people found this review helpful
45 people found this review funny
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5.3 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
i can fix her
Posted 25 January, 2022.
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1,185.6 hrs on record (911.9 hrs at review time)
под пиво пойдёт
Posted 17 November, 2021.
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106 people found this review helpful
62 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
WHAT A THRILL
WITH DARKNESS AND SILENCE THROUGH THE NIGHT
*eats a snake*
Posted 4 November, 2015.
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