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Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 5:44am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2019 @ 3:02am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:29pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 5:59am

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2019 @ 2:20pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:42pm



Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.