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"I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. You know, like Lassie."

"You know I look forward to the eventuality of you and me having our sex time together. I'll do you so many... I'll do my best to pleasure you and keep you satisfied."

"We can watch some TV together... Family guy!"

“I’M WORKIN ON IT!”

"I'm a 28 year old high functioning autistic virgin, I'm in a hell of my own!"

“As soon as possible, at my own pace”