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1 person found this review helpful
31.6 hrs on record
I begrudgingly finished the game just because I wondered about how the story would end. It was underwhelming. The game is too long for its own good. Should've been 12 hours long max. So called side quests of collecting clues just to get a sketch drawn is pathetic and pointless. If there were only a couple, it would be fine but there are dozens(!). Fight mechanics get very dull after the 2nd or 3rd fight, they're all the same and the fact that there is a fight out of nowhere every 2 minutes for no reason is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying. The game bugs out every hour or so, the screen goes pitch black, you have to restart the game. The writing and voice acting are just awful at times.

Spoilers: Pride flaw that game tells you to feed, takes over in the finale and makes choices for you. You can't just add a new mechanic at the end of the game. I sided with Rasputin the whole game, in the end he betrayed me for no reason. Also, I have the chance to betray him as well, even though I chose him and burned my father's grimoire for no reason of which I searched for the whole game. Also, to even reach Rasputin, I have to get rid of his followers, even though I came to help him. After that, I loaded an earlier save to side with the coterie, so that I'd at least have a reason to betray Rasputin, that finale was better but even though I convinced Nikolai to arrest Rasputin, I have to fight him nonetheless and I can't even bring my friends to help. Out of nowhere, there is yet another new mechanic, Rasputin can burden you with your own salutors, so you may have to get rid of them to beat Rasputin. Oh, you spent all this time collecting all these Salutors, frick you, they are gone, they mean nothing. After all that, nothing significant changes about Poland, so your work essentially means nothing. I would be fine with that too but the game treats the ending like it's the end of the world and tells you that you can change everything but you can't. You may have helped friends and family but that's it.
Posted 27 January. Last edited 2 February.
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0.1 hrs on record
bullsh*t
Posted 30 November, 2023.
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2.0 hrs on record
It stole 105 minutes of your life... wow... what a message
Posted 7 June, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Offfffff dünyanın en sıkıcı "oyunu"... 1 saat bile oynayamadım, 45 dakika 45 saat gibi geldi, kitap okumaya geldik sanki edebiyat istesek gider 100 kat daha kaliteli eserleri okuruz.

Boş boş konuşan mal bir "seri katil" var, meyve bıçağı ile güya adam öldürüyor. Aylarca oyun hakkında yalan söyleyip, hiçbir açıklama yapmadan oyunu erteleyip, millet eleştirince de küfür etmeye ve ağlamalara doyamayan yutuber Taha bunu çıkarabilmiş. Kendine ait Bandersnatch'i olsun istemiş, onu bile eline yüzüne bulaştırmış.

O kadar sıkıcı ve "seçimler" o kadar boş ki oyun kendi kendine akmaya devam etmiş, farkına bile varmadım. Oyun belli ki en fazla 4 saat falan sürüyor, ilk saatte hiçbir bok olmadı, lan nerede hikaye, nerede seçim, nerede akıcılık? Yalancı Taha yüzünden aylar öncesinden aldık, çıkana kadar 2 sene geçti, iade de edemiyoruz, neyse 40 lira sadakam olsun.
Posted 26 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
58.9 hrs on record
Sons of Anarchy and The Walking Dead crossover we all wanted
Posted 14 December, 2022.
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4.1 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
I need the rest of it now!
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
I played indie games that are cheaper and way better. I played games a decade older than this that had better mechanics. I played recently released AAA games on crappy computers with god-tier optimization. What a shame, Obsidian...
Posted 9 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
6.2 hrs on record
Story is full of clichés, mechanics are awful, characters are idiots. It is meh at best.
Posted 20 June, 2022.
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18.7 hrs on record
Dünyanın en gereksiz uzatılmış, en yarım bırakılmış, en sinir bozucu fakat aynı zamanda en eğlenceli, en innovatif ve en renkli oyunu. Kafayı yemek isterseniz ideal!
Posted 3 June, 2022.
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62.3 hrs on record
Floating around with no gravity while a nightmare is hunting you is awesome!
Posted 30 April, 2022.
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