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Here's Some Haiku for You...
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» hark the peeking asked! ❄
» zounds! drat! basking weaving suit. ↕
» Belgium talks aptly ✔
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» fie the breaking went! ✲
» darn! Oh! basking weaving suit. ✭
» Sweden hunts strangely ☣
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» Emperor pondered ☺
» until the luggage considered ♣
» and the elbows made ♀
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Lucky VAC banned? I aren't think of that

Xboct wasn't so great?

Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability of decision making and farming? Xboct puts the game in another level, we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again.

SumaiL breaks records, Puppey breaks records. Xboct breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

Putang ina

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Ye hath been slapped on the cheek by the glove of a sophisticated 19th century King, you are now henceforth my female dog.

By the potatos law, ye must now slap others and earn thyn own slaves lest they all be taken by me. Thou shalt not slap me back, for if you do, ye shall be executed

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　２　ｗｅｅｋｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　( B B W )．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!