DotA scams are driving me crazy--
Both on my chatbox and on my feed!
I'm on the verge of telling every
Pesky "trader" to suck a d!ck!

The moderators are after me.
Oh, the message sounds so dire.
The person says I must give the password,
Or I will be in big trouble. Liar!

Or a recording tells me that my
account has been hacked, and so
If I don't call them right away,
They'll shut my account down. Oh, no!

A "girl gamer" claims she knows me,
And demands a lot for sure
while refusing to use a mic.
I want to say he's full of manure.

Another swears he's borrowing for
A month, demanding skins
Because I'm being nice.
I must give, or else! Funny!

Because you've managed to make our lives
So miserable, scammers, I swear:
There has to be a special place
In hell for you. You'd better beware!