+rep Drinks wine with one hand, plays cs with the other, wins.

what does the leper say

"Ever since I first began existing I wanted to deep throat a big fat STD infest black ♥♥♥♥. I want to gag on the giant pulsing erection as it rips through my throat and tickles my uvula, causing me to try and vomit, but, because I'm blocked by that massive ♥♥♥♥, I would have to force the chunky vomit back down as thick and watery ♥♥♥ soon makes its way down to my stomach. Then, later on, i'll find out I have a bad case of crabs and a yeast infection in my vagina and mouth."

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

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You're so attractive, great eyelasses, great accent, stand up guy, I think I'm in love, that's the hardest thing I've ever admitted, wow, that's a lot of comma's,-signed by Quoner