Recent reviews by Some Guy

Yes, it's worth it.

Few other games make war crimes this much fun.

Getting Noita'd is just part of the experience. Frankly it only makes it more addictive.

This game has one of the best sound tracks I have ever had the fortune of buying. Also the game totally rocks, this is a blast, I would recommend it to everyone.

The writing is so overly pretentious that it jerks me out of the story at just about every other sentence. I have a had time believing that every stripper has the vocabulary of an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ English major, and that the inner psyche of this fat alcoholic detective has a greater word density than Shakespeare. The game is also pretty clunky as this fat old man waddles about the room trying to get the game to move him into the exact right spot for him to initiate a conversation.

Space Train Simulator: 1905 is one of the best games I have ever played. A totally different vibe from its predecessor, Sunless Sea, but in every way a mechanical improvement. I find myself unable to walk away from it.

D E D I C A T E D Q U A C K B U T T O N

[Warning: If you use a GTX 900 series GPU hold off on purchase until a fix is implemented. Numerous users of those cards (including myself) are reporting framerate issues regardless of graphical settings. The issue does not make the game unplayable by any stretch, but it is a bit anoying to say the least.]

The most innovative shooter I have played in years!

The gameplay is fantastic and lends itself well to near infinite replayabillity. Many critisize the price tag with the short campaign, but to be honest the campaign is maybe 10% of the game. It really only serves as prolonged story driven tutorial for the extended and challenge modes. You could easily sink 25+ hours into SUPERHOT if you aren't careful.

That being said the story is interesting, sylish, and just the right length and pace. Definately a game you don't want to miss out on.

I cannot recommend this game enough. It's a return to the old school Half Life school of First Person Shooters, but it takes it even farther. The gunplay is immensely satisfying. The writing is top notch. The visuals are damn near perfect. I don't know how they did it, but they made a game about going to a nazi moon base to steal nukes work. It didn't even feel jarring. This game hits all the right notes. It made me weep when characters died. It made me disgusted and angry at the villains. It made me care for the supporting cast. If you don't own this game, buy it now.

It has everything:
-Kung Fu
-Bad puns
-Arcades
-80's music
-Lasers
-Machine guns
-Dinosaurs
-Vikings
-Nazis
-Norse gods
-Skateboards
-Hacking
-Hitler
-Phones
-Loose cannon cops
-Anthropormorphic animals accepted as normal
-Exposition
-Sky shots of miami by night
-Cool and fast cars
-Mullets
-Punches to the balls
-Cobras
-Time travel
-Heaven
-Power gloves
-Mechas
-Boom boxes

If this movie doesn't appeal to you I don't know what will.