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Yankmaster

You’ve always loved to yank the ol’ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine.
Låst opp 15. juli 2015 kl. 13.15

Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?

S’way to go! You’re the living embodiment of the word “tipsy!” Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's.
Låst opp 14. juli 2015 kl. 14.05

No Boundaries

You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz.
Låst opp 17. juli 2015 kl. 14.13

The Old and The Hopeless

You’re showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone.
Låst opp 17. juli 2015 kl. 14.14

Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 12.11

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 12.12

You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Låst opp 17. juli 2015 kl. 14.08

Cheapskate Ladykiller

You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eve’s Penthouse with only seven taxi rides.
Låst opp 20. aug. 2015 kl. 12.55

Secret Agent Man

Keep this up and you’ll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite.
Låst opp 20. aug. 2015 kl. 12.29

Credit Watcher Extraordinaire

Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him.
Låst opp 17. juli 2015 kl. 14.56

Something to Tell the Grandkids

She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 13.55

Hey, Is This Yours?

Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for showing the love doll to Adam at Studio 69.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 13.49

Yes! Yes! Yes!

You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 13.58

Is That All There is?

Congratulations! You’ve now heard every joke this comedian knows.
Låst opp 17. juli 2015 kl. 14.43

I Can Walk the Walk!

Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us.
Låst opp 17. juli 2015 kl. 15.15

Is This Something To Be Proud of?

Congratulations! You found every possible way to die in this game. Every last one. What would your Mom say?
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 13.51

Fiscally Responsible

Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers!
Låst opp 20. aug. 2015 kl. 12.57

Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On

Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. That’s why we’re here.
Låst opp 20. aug. 2015 kl. 13.23

Order of the White Pants

Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s.
Låst opp 20. aug. 2015 kl. 12.57

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 12.01

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 13.13

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Låst opp 17. juli 2015 kl. 14.27

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Låst opp 17. juli 2015 kl. 14.23

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Låst opp 17. juli 2015 kl. 14.21

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Låst opp 8. aug. 2015 kl. 14.24

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Låst opp 8. aug. 2015 kl. 14.07

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Låst opp 8. aug. 2015 kl. 14.28

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 12.30

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 12.42

Law and Order: Lost Wages

Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 13.23

Law and Order: Lost Wages II

This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 13.28

Handy to Have Around the House

You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 13.53

Defying Physics

Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 13.55

Oh. My. God.

You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 13.59

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Låst opp 10. juli 2015 kl. 12.46

Busted!

You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 12.14

Swirlie Swan Song

What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
Låst opp 14. juli 2015 kl. 14.08

Nuclear Crotch

Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
Låst opp 16. aug. 2015 kl. 12.08

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Låst opp 10. juli 2015 kl. 11.59

Road Rash

“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
Låst opp 10. juli 2015 kl. 12.43