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2 people found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
Can't recommend this. The game looks great visualy, but that's about it, sadly. Movement doesn't feel smooth at all, cutscenes aren't skippable, and the absolute worse is the dificulty which can't be changed. It'd be fine if it was hard but well designed, but the kind of dificulty you get here is from flying through a narrow cave with spikes on the ceiling, on the walls, on the floor, with enemies mounted everywhere firing guns at you and mortars and electricity AoE explosions while you navigate through narrow tunnels with spikes everywhere, and then you get out, you get thrown mosquitoes that come at light speed and you can't hit them because their hitbox is so small so you can be shooting in a direction, miss them and they kill you because your hitbox is much bigger.
Then you can barely line up your shots because the movement is so twitchy, and a single quick take moves you a lot, like the character is stuck in an invisible grid and can only exist within a specific set of squares that you can't see.. while playing I was under the constant feeling that the game and the devs hate me and want me to suffer, which isn't a good kind of hard game.

I could do a game like that too -> a sidescroller with moving screen and right at the start there's a spiked wall coming at you, while the floor and ceiling move to squeaze you with knives set on mechanisms that thrust the blades back and forth in stabbing motion and then despite having no place to run away from this trap, there's mortar fire coming, bombs falling from the sky, a flamethrower and automated turrets emerge from a hidden compartment on the wall, and when you get obliterated, an enemy walks to your corpse, shoots you thrice in the head, steals your wallet and pisses on the remains, and then buries you in a grave, and covers the grave in a jail cage with a sprinkler that sprinkles your grave with urine every ten minutes on hot days, and every half hour during the winter days... and that's what Radical Roach is. I don't like it.

Score: 2 roaches out of 10 rads
Posted 27 September, 2017. Last edited 27 September, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it's Dig Dug I love this game! It plays sounds and looks great, and achievements add in a bit more fun. I've played this a lot in my childhood around 20 years ago, and all this time have been convinced that the digger man is called Dug, but yesterday it hit me that Dug is the past of the verb Dig, feel kinda silly it took me 20 years to realise that. Still great game. I don't know about people trying it for the first time, but if you've played it in the past and it was in some way part of your childhood I'm fairly positive that this purchase will be worth the price tag. I got it on sale because I'm a cheap bastard but I couldn't be more happy with it.
The thing that bothers me about the game is that its size is almost 1GB and I don't understand how that's possible. They remade the game in a new game engine, but still 1GB is a lot. It doesn't bother me giving up 1GB of space for Dig Dug, I'd give ten times that to my recycle bin just for being too lazy to empty it, but it bothers me somewhat not knowing what makes it have such a huge data size.

Overall score: 7.8 Digs out of 10 Dugs
Posted 25 September, 2017.
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7 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Loved this one, darker, faster and more intense than the previous one, worth a try. Great aesthetic both visual and auditory, and rock solid gameplay. ( The first one, Swarmriders, is free to play. Try that one out if you're unsure if this is the sort of game for you. ) - If riding a bike through a post apocalyptic wasteland, in a spiked leather jacket and firing a barrage of plasma from a chromed, corpse-grinding, plasma rifle half your size and weight at a swarm of robotic drone things while banging your head to cyberpunk music, interests you, you'll like this.
Posted 20 September, 2017.
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8 people found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Loved it. Small improvements over the first one, but I found these to add a lot to the enjoyment of it, totaly recommended. If what you see in the store age interests you, you're likely not to regret the purchase.
Posted 16 September, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Ubermosh + Bikers, impossible not to recommend.
Posted 7 September, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record
Quality VN, surprisingly well written, and it's free.
Posted 7 September, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
22.8 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
Absolute classic, must have for anyone into old FPS games such as DOOM and Quake.
Posted 6 September, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Great fun for the price tag, if what you see in the screenshots interests you, you're likely to enjoy this. Am just a bit disapointed that from lvl10 onwards it's just a straight line, feels unfinished and lazy, the game would be more enjoyable if it ended at lvl10.
Posted 31 August, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
36.4 hrs on record
Awesome game, recommended if you like Rock n´Roll or Metal and also tycoon type games.
Posted 30 August, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
80.3 hrs on record (26.9 hrs at review time)
There's no excuse to not play the greatest rpg ever made anymore, can't wait to force my friends to buy this. Well worth the money, specially so if it's your first time experiencing planescape torment.
Posted 12 April, 2017.
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