ALVIN DA CRACOLÂNDIA の最近のレビュー

Perfeito, obra de arte, divino, extraordinário, magnífico...

Muito fácil, já consigo acertar a bola

ARTHUR;
You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
...pause...
I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
...pause...
I seek the finest and the bravest knights
to join me in my court at Camelot.
...pause...
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
...pause...
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.

BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass

ARTHUR:
What?

BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass

ARTHUR:
I have no qaurrel with you, good sir knight,
but i must cross this bridge.

BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.

ARTHUR:
I command you, as king of the Britons, to stand aside!

BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.

ARTHUR:
So be it!!

...FIGHTING...
...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off...

ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your Arm's Off!

BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't

ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?

BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse!

ARTHUR:
You liar!

BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
...fighting...

...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT´s right arm off...

ARTHUR:
Victory is mine
...Kneeling...
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy Mer--

BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
...KICK...
Come On, Then

ARTHUR:
What?

BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
...KICK...

ARTHUR:
Eh... You´re indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, he?

ARTHUR:
Look you stupid bastard, you´ve got no arms left.

BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes I have.

ARTHUR:
Look!

BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
...KICK...

ARTHUR:
Look, stop that!

BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
...KICK...
Chickennnn!

ARTHUR:
Look, I´ll have your leg.
...KICK...
RIGHT!
...Whop...

...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT´s right leg off...

BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I´ll do you for that!

ARTHUR:
You´ll what?

BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!

ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?

BLACK KNIGHT:
I´m invincible!!

ARTHUR:
You´re a looney.

BLACK KNIGHT:
Te Black Knight always triumhps! Have at you! Come on, then.
...WHOP...

...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT´s last leg off...

BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh...All right, we´ll call it a draw.

ARTHUR:
Come, patsy.

BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards!
Come back here and take what´s coming to you!
I´ll bite your legs off!!!!!!

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O jogo até que era divertido, mas depois que ficou de graça na Epic virou um mar de bosta completo.
Eu instalei ele novamente por aqui pra ver se tinha mudado muita coisa (mudou pra pior aliás), mas diz que deu erro na conta da Epic Games (???????). O suporte do jogo é simplesmente inexistente, ninguém te responde e foda-se teu problema. Eu enviei mensagem pro suporte deles pelo próprio site com todos os detalhes do erro, mas já fazem 2 semanas e nada.

Inconvenientemente ele funcionou na versão da Epic, mas mesmo com a minha conta da steam conectada com a da Epic ele não usou meu save principal e perdi tudo o que eu tinha.

Bela bosta.

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