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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:55am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:56am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:17am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:57am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05am

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:05pm

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:55am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:05am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:07pm

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:02am

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:00am

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:23pm

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:05am

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:00am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:40am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:47am

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:19pm

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:13am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:29am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:14am

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:13am

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:36am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:43am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:44am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:09am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:13am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:42am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:46am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:10am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:52am

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:59am

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:54am

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:41am

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:57am

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:03am

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:05am

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:03pm

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:04pm

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:29pm

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:33pm

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:17pm

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:18pm

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:44pm

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:34am

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:38am

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:49am

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:54am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:35am

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:52am

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:43am

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:39am

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:06am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30am

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:59pm

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:53am

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:55pm

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:36pm



You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.

BURP

CLOSED

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!