Recent reviews by Anders Andersen

Game is too good

game was okay

My country went to war with my own country

Scary game

They call me insane, im just sigma.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass game, Small ass map. Infinite combo-ing kids and moves that do 200 damage. Got low and died of burn damage. 1/10 so much potential but ass game

Use keycard
3 kids pull up with stacked guns
point at us
My friend tries to make deal
"You're the smartest guy I ever met... but you're too stupid to see... He made up his mind ten minutes ago"

Why the ♥♥♥♥ did i spend 70 bucks on this

Hello people, I am back again, 6 months later, to give you all an update. Recently, the creator of the game unfriended me. Then later banned me from his server on discord. Without any reason, I designed his logo for the server, and set it up. DO NOT SUPPORT THIS GUY. He also messaged me a while ago, asking if I could change the score I had on this game because he was "losing sales". I don't care anymore, It's the most boring game I've ever experienced and having to pay 10 dollars for it at launch, for it to change to 5 is ridiculous. It's horribly optimized and has little to no gameplay. PENGUINZ0(moist critikal) even played it and he told me it boosted his sales, but yet, he can't continue on it. You could've kept working on it, improving, making it better, but no, you had to start working on, "Jesus simulator". YOU HAD THE FAME YOU NEEDED TO START MAKING REAL STUFF, buy it if you want, right now its a 3/10. Not changing. I hope you see this, "marcus"


English isn't my first language so there gonna be grammar mistakes, sorry! This is meant to be constructive criticism for the developer.

I will review this game Again when/if they fix some of the bugs and patch it. This deserves a 5 6 6.53/10 nothing more, nothing less. I might rate it higher when it gets patched. At the moment it plays and feels like a demo release.

Worth it, At the moment

05.9.23 update 4
New Mission!

• The game is horribly optimized, The lag is insane
  
  
• Theres no settings menu, Cant change controls, Graphics, resolution. Etc
  
  
• Theres no liquid animation, Just still "Liquid" Moving upwards to fill a pot or a thing.
  
  
• No controls menu, again. I cant change or see what controls to use until the tutorial tells me.
  
  
• The game is made with a first person BP game template made into a breaking bad game. Not that this is a bad thing just, So you know.
  
  
• Because of my screens width and height it cannot see the "X" on the computer. Making it impossible to leave the page
  
  
• If you go back to the main menu and start the game, You will be loaded back to the mission/quest where you cook for the first time.
  
  
• All liquids except for isopropyl alcohol and the beaker have the same audio
  
  
• when the jeweler is on his way, His car is floating
  
  
• Cannot go to the cart because of the monitor I'm using.
  
  
• You can move around when a hold action happens. Aslong you hold down left-mouse button, you can move where ever you want.
  
  
• Login button on artdex stays even after logging in
  
  
• Depositing cash into the hidden room doesnt work
  
  
• Stuck at calling jeweler

You Break bad.




---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☑ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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For more information on the new update Update 4 patch notes
Hope this review finds its way to the creator(s). Have a good release day!

Very grindy but fun if you have a full squad, If you dont have friends. RIP