Recent reviews by aliens

This game honestly changed my life. Before playing I didn't know where to go, what to do. What do you do in the morning? Do you have to brush twice a day? How often do you wash your clothes, how much fabric softener is enough? So many questions and I was so lost.

There were so many questions about life, yet no answers. Just when I was thinking about ending it all, I saw a post on a forum about this game that cost a little less than $5, I figured why not.

After only 30 minutes of playing this game, I had answers. They weren't answers to questions I asked, but there were answers. In no time I had answers to questions like: Is rushing mid with negev a good strat? Should you always buy a decoy? Is walking necessary or can you full yolo all the time? Most important of all, I knew I could run faster with a knife.

This not only helped me in game but in the real world as well. I got back into running and started jogging around my neighbourhood with a knife to maximize speed. Fast forward a few years and I was at my peak and winning awards. Everything went better than expected.

Sincerely,

Usain Bolt
6x Olympics Gold 100m & 200m runner