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41 of 50 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 8:30am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 12:38pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2015 @ 1:44pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 6:49am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2015 @ 3:48am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 3:21am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 3:22am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 5:55am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 6:54am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 24 May, 2016 @ 3:52am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 12:44am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 7:35am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 8:27am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 24 May, 2016 @ 3:08am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 8:05am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 7:35am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 11:21am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 6:29am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 29 May, 2016 @ 7:25am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 10:27am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2015 @ 7:40am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 5:57am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 7:35am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 6:48am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2015 @ 12:02pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 8:00am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2015 @ 2:06pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2015 @ 2:06pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 8:17am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 7:48am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2015 @ 8:53am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 7:03am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2015 @ 8:20am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2015 @ 8:05am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 11:54am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 4:04am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 12:29pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 8:09am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2015 @ 11:31am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2015 @ 7:49am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 7:49am



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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