It's Gabe!
He's so happy,
Gabe whispers into TheAnarchyKing's ear, "Try your chances. Open a case."
Gaben grabs TheAnarchyKing with his powerful dev-team hands and puts him on his hands and knees.
He's ready.
TheAnarchyKing opens his pockets for gabe.
Gabe puts his hands deep into TheAnarchyKing's pockets.
It costs so much but TheAnarchyKing does it for CS:GO
TheAnarchyKing can feel his wallet emptying as his eyes start to water.
He accepts the terms and conditions.
TheAnarchyKing wants to please gabe
Gaben roars a mighty roar as he fills TheAnarchyKing computer with keys.
TheAnarchyKing opens all the cases and gets ♥♥♥♥.
CS:GO is love
CS:GO is life... 
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TheAnarchyKing was only 22 years old.
He loved CS:GO so much.
He had all of the achievements and items.
He prayed to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the life he's been given.
CS:GO is love, he says.
CS:GO is life.
His dad hears him and calls him an elitist feg.
He knows he is just jealous of his devotion to gabe.
He called him a console peasant.
He slaps him and sends him to sleep.
He's crying now and his face hurts.
He lays in bed, and it's really cold.
He feels a warmth moving towards him.
He looks up...
1/2

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