Recent reviews by ananas

I get to go home from a day of slacking at the office to play a game about slacking at the office.

I thought this game got the "No mans sky" treatment and wouldve gotten fixed by now. But it still sucks butt and is very unintuitive to play.

No players had any animations for me, everyone was just a-posing.
I could barely get past 30fps with Nvidia GTX 3070.
Quests cant be played with friends for some reason??? Whats the point of having the system??

This is very good, but the voice acting is goofy as hell

I played this for 8 hours straight, now I see real life as a top-down map and I keep trying to find the button to murder my family

im a cowboy.

good I guess

Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine-Tailed Fox, has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter, or any other safe area, until the unit has secured the facility. We'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCP's have been re-contained

Fun for like 5 minutes

this game sucks ass

I finished it in 2 minutes!!! 10/10 best 2 minutes of my life.