Achievement di даня камшоткин su POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Sbloccato in data 17 giu 2017, ore 10:51

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2017, ore 0:12

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Sbloccato in data 17 giu 2017, ore 10:51

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Sbloccato in data 17 dic 2022, ore 11:38

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Sbloccato in data 4 nov 2022, ore 10:36

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Sbloccato in data 4 nov 2022, ore 13:57

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Sbloccato in data 17 dic 2022, ore 10:13

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Sbloccato in data 17 dic 2022, ore 11:39

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Sbloccato in data 17 dic 2022, ore 12:54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Sbloccato in data 18 dic 2022, ore 4:26

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Sbloccato in data 18 dic 2022, ore 6:15

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Sbloccato in data 4 nov 2022, ore 14:32

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Sbloccato in data 4 nov 2022, ore 11:07

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Sbloccato in data 13 ago 2018, ore 5:12

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Sbloccato in data 18 dic 2022, ore 5:04

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Sbloccato in data 1 dic 2018, ore 6:26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Sbloccato in data 17 dic 2022, ore 11:52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Sbloccato in data 18 dic 2022, ore 3:47

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Sbloccato in data 18 dic 2022, ore 5:57

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2017, ore 2:16

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Sbloccato in data 17 giu 2017, ore 23:57

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Sbloccato in data 17 dic 2022, ore 11:31

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Sbloccato in data 17 giu 2017, ore 10:51

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Sbloccato in data 18 dic 2022, ore 4:09

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2017, ore 0:12

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Sbloccato in data 4 nov 2022, ore 10:40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Sbloccato in data 17 giu 2017, ore 10:50

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Sbloccato in data 4 nov 2022, ore 9:42

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Sbloccato in data 1 dic 2018, ore 6:19

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Sbloccato in data 17 dic 2022, ore 10:39

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Sbloccato in data 18 dic 2022, ore 6:18

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Sbloccato in data 4 nov 2022, ore 11:14

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

6 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

23 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

27 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30