Recent reviews by Anal Crust

I like racing games, casually. I'm not a die hard, but I love being able to go fast and do it to good music with good stakes. NFS HP has it all in spades,

The sense of progression was tangible, going from faster to faster cars but still needing to find your own balance for handling and utility. I loved the dual-sided criminal/cop pursuit missions. Even though I only have 28 hours in this game it surely felt like much more. There was never an obstacle I couldn't smash my head against that didn't inevitably fall to my persistence.

Highly recommend this game, you can lose yourself in it and enjoy drifting corners in a total brain-dead capacity and it really never gets old!

Also, PS; Pursuit missions are so fun. Scream the whole time you chase a criminal, it will make your car go faster!

Holy good god. I payed less than $10 for this gem, and I played it do completion. 61 hours well spent, what an amazing game!

Firstly the art style is just wonderful. I love how everything looks. Secondly WOW! There is a lot of stuff to do in this game! A ton of items to have fun with and mix combos, tons of characters to unlock and mess with and most of them have a unique gimmick that makes them different enough to make worth going through the stages with again. The achievements were all easily obtainable (except maybe one, that if I didn't look it up I probably wouldn't have got it on my own) and it was a fun journey to 100%.

Overall, there is no reason at all not to try this game. It's a total steal at any price!

This game is above and beyond Fromsofts master piece. I have played all but Demons Souls, and I can say confidently that they hit every stride they could with this game,

From the world building of what is undoubtedly the single biggest map they've ever done, to the range of enemies and bosses that out number previous entries combined. Not to mention the way they made every single play style a viable approach if built properly, so you can go creative wild without hindering your time in the game.

Every single facet of this game bleeds quality and I couldn't be happier to have played this game. I eagerly await the DLC. Thank you for the time of my life! Recommended 100x over!

Great game, but all I want IO to hear is this: Please for the love of god and all that is holy, PLEASE make Elusive Targets replayable to some degree outside the Arcade, as normal stand-alone missions. I don't even want the rewards, hell you can sell me the ETs as one DLC and the rewards track as anoither if you want to.

Just PLEASE make ETs replayable someway somehow without whacky escalation stipulations. So much content that is just sitting there. PLEASE!

Day one or 150+ hours later, the ghosts are gonna still get you when you least expect them to.

Great game, great scares, better with friends. Updates frequently and most of the new content is spot on.

It's just great. It's super fun the first time, and even more fun the tenth. All of the characters are fun and interesting to play with multiple styles for each, and the game is super chunky with content with all the DLC that there is for it now, which is also very much a good idea to get. You get more content, more level cap increases, the whole shabang. One of them even lets you skip the rigamaroll of leveling and lets you get to 30, and if that isn't good enough for you there's save editors too, in case you're just that impatient.

Get it. Never played BL1, never played BL3, barely played BL PreSequel, would highly recommend BL2.

I encountered this game via IGP on youtube, and right away the aspect hooked me. As a fan of both space and extraterrestrials themselves, this game seemed to offer a very nice pace and a perfect amount of tension while doing mundane things. Mind you, a big part of my enjoyment IS the mundane things. I never had interest in operating this kind of machinery, but learning to do so was fun in itself, and once learned the game began to roll forward.

There is a tutorial (which I missed because im a genius, be sure to press F11 in game ASAP and read!) but I would suggest a video guide as well. Everything starts to feel fluid and flow once you find the rut, and then the game takes off from there. Hunting different signals and waiting for one to be unique is a drug of its own, the engine that keeps things going. The little nuances that accompany you along the way are all bonuses. You could strip the Alien factor from this game entirely and still have a well rounded and entertaining game.

If you think you'd like this game, let me tell you you will.

Very few horror games manage to scratch the surface of horror properly, let alone in the way that SOMA has done. Beyond scary monsters that look unappealing there is a level of horror that exists in ones mind that is fear of themselves, something totally different than typical horror. The feelings this game can and will leave you with are entirely unique, and no other game that I have played has managed to unnerve me the way SOMA did.

Fear doesn't have to be something overtly scary running after you, or making a horrid noise. There is nothing wrong with that type of horror, mind you, it's just different. That being said SOMA has both types for you, The monster designs offer something horrible to look at, but something remarkably human too that makes you even worse for wear. Normalcy is your foe here.

Once past that, the true horror sits in the questions you are asked or will ask, the one above all being; who am I?

SOMA is unlike anything else I have ever played and offers an amazing narrative to keep you going along some of the most interesting and fun places I have been to in any game.

Nothing quite beats shooting hoops into a trash can with a dead mans boots 10k leagues under the sea while suffering from an existential crisis.

This DLC turns this game into a new experience from vanilla Xcom 2. Besides new Workshop mods that add infinite amounts of possibility into the game, the DLC itself changes the narrative enough to make a new play through entirely worth your time, with tons of interesting new additions, my personal favorite being the new personalities (some unlockable through another DLC, Tactical Legacy) that really give soldiers that extra something that the base game lacked. Besides that there are new combat tactics regarding soldiers that give them even more depth, and even more play styles to tinker with and mix and match.

Stealth was something I hated in Xcom 2 base, it felt like it didn't matter. If you were concealed, enemies would walk to you and either alert on you because they walked in such a way that made it impossible to go anywhere, or they didn't alert and you had no choice but to break stealth.

TLDR stealth was jank, now its not. Theres a class for stealth specfically, AI feels more dumbed down to normal soldiers rather than being infrared, heat-seeking missles that would put an army to shame, and it feels viable. Not 100%, but you can complete missions without killing enemies far more often than before.

Another TLDR for the entire review: get it. Especially for sale price, or full price, either way you'll get your money out of it.

Watched Two Best Friends Play the first one for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Or any other youtuber for that matter? Yea, and that's probably how you found your way here, I'd bet.

Turn around, don't bother. The developer has abandoned this project years ago, and the performance of this game is horrendous even on amazing rigs. That is if you can even actually get it running now a days.

It seriously isn't even worth a dollar as all it does is provide it's disgusting name in your steam library, no trading cards, not even a support page to fix the garbage FPS issues that plauged this game before it decided running was even too much to do.

Don't waste your money, not 50 cents, not 1 dollar. The garbage assett flipping games on steam at least run, where as this game by an 'official developer' can't even do that.