Champion Pet Show Today
Kids: See Toucan Sam's death mask
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"Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf darkly. "In the past year
strange and fearful wonders I have seen. Fields sown with barley reap
crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their artichoke hearts.
There has been a hot day in December and a blue moon. Calendars are made with
a month of Sundays and a blue-ribbon Holstein bore alive two insurance
salesmen. The earth splits and the entrails of a goat were found tied in
square knots. The face of the sun blackens and the skies have rained down
soggy potato chips."
"But what do all these things mean?" gasped Frito.
"Beats me," said Goodgulf with a shrug, "but I thought it made good
copy."
-- Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Rings"
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Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
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If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
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Писька,которая пиздит на всех, а сам руинит катки

Го пати

бущенный пидарас, играет в пати с читаками

+rep, ez

+rep Cs ez to him