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14 of 28 (50%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08am

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02am

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36am

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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