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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 2:01pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 8:49pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 12:08pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2020 @ 1:13pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 6:52pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 9:24am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 2:02pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 9:01am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 9:35am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2020 @ 12:44pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 10:59am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 9:45pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 6:19pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 4:46pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2020 @ 4:58pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2020 @ 10:14am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 6:50pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 6:01pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 6:30pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 12:50pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 1:13pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 6:50pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 5:44pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 9:09pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:49am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:45am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:56am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:54am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:56am