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Not so fast.

You heard your mom, we've got adventures to go on, just you and me, and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom, but never your dad! You wanna know why, Morty?

Because he crossed me.

Oh, it gets darker, Morty. Welcome to the darkest years of our adventures. First thing that's different: no more dad, Morty. He threatened to turn me into the government, so I made him and the government go away.

I-I-I-'ve replaced them both, as the defacto patriarch of this family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I'd come home without you and your sister, and now you know the real reason I rescued you.

I just took over the family, Morty! And if you tell your mom and sister I said any of this, I'll deny it, and they'll take my side because I'm a hero, Morty.

Now you're gonna go and do whatever I say, Morty! Forever!

I-I-I'll go out and find more of that Mulan-teriyaki-szechuan dipping sauce, Morty! Because that's, that's, cause that's what this is all about Morty.

That's my one-armed man. I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty. That was fake.

I-I-I'm driven by finding that- McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, if it takes 9 seasons. I want my McNugget...dipping sauce...szechuan sauce, Morty.

That's my-that's what it's gonna take, 9 more seasons, Morty!

9 more seasons until I get that dipping sauce.

97 more years. I want that McNugget sauce, Morty!