Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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Hi, my name is Michael and I am 9 years old. I died on June 8,1997 because I was beat to death by a bully. His name was Jacob. Once I died, no-one believed he beat me to death. So returned as a ghost and killed him the following night.
A girl named Payton read this scary email. She laughed and deleted it. Later that dark night, she heard me breathe and before she could send it, her mother heard her screaming. When her mom entered the room, there was blood everywhere and I wrote on the wall: “You’ll never see her again.” Well, the police looked for months but they still haven’t found her body. Want to know why? Because she is with me in a locked chamber.
Another boy read this and thought it was real. Smart boy. That very night, he sent it to all his friends. After he sent it, I appeared in his room and watched over him. I made sure nothing happened to him. Now if you want me to protect you instead of killing you, you have to send this to 15 people or suffer!

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