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babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

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⚠️WARNING⚠️ co ck inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!!

So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my niBBa🙏👊

my milky way big, yes

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, 'Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside,' and I said, 'Okay, Pop.' But he didn't really say that, he said, 'Stop being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dinosaur and get a job.'

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Before u beat hell:
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After you beat hell:
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/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
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丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡)

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　＿ノ ヽ ノ＼＿ back or are we
`/　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ gonna have a
( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　 | fuc kin problem
|　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ here partner
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Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.

Murzel hör auf dir Fake Accounts zu machen und dir selber Kommentare zu schreiben... du wirst nicht Fame 💋

Ｔｈｅ ｓｃａｒｉｅｓｔ ｍｏｍｅｎｔ ｉｎ ｍｙ ｔｉｍｅ ｗｉｔｈ Ｔｅａｍ Ｓｅｃｒｅｔ ｗａｓ ｄｕｒｉｎｇ ｏｕｒ ｐｒａｃｔｉｃｅｓ, ｗｈｅｎ Ｐｕｐｐｅｙ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｗａｌｋ ａｒｏｕｎｄ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｍａｃｈｅｔｅ ａｎｄ ｔａｌｋ ａｂｏｕｔ ｈｏｗ ｈｅ ａｌｗａｙｓ ｗａｎｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｓｅｅ ｗｈａｔ ｔｈｅ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｏｆ ａ ｈｕｍａｎ ｌｏｏｋｅｄ ｌｉｋｅ. Ｈｅ ｓａｉｄ ｈｅ ｈａｄ ｅｘｐｅｒｉｍｅｎｔｅｄ ｏｎ ａｎｉｍａｌｓ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ａｎｄ ｈｅ ｗａｎｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｇｏ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｒｅａｌ ｔｈｉｎｇ.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy.

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