Prestatievoortgang van Special Forces "Dead Pixel" in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 18:48

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 19:10

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 18:48

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 19:07

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 19:41

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2023 om 17:20

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2023 om 22:22

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2023 om 14:27

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 okt 2023 om 16:57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2023 om 16:53

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 1 okt 2023 om 9:10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mrt om 18:29

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 1 okt 2023 om 9:21

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2023 om 14:23

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 18:59

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2023 om 9:26

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2023 om 22:37

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2023 om 14:17

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 19:03

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 18:48

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2023 om 14:17

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mrt om 18:32

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2023 om 20:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ontgrendeld op 7 okt 2023 om 17:46

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 18:59

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 19:47

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 19:01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 30 sep 2023 om 19:29

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2023 om 14:21

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 19:44

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Ontgrendeld op 1 okt 2023 om 9:01

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2023 om 9:24

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 30 sep 2023 om 21:01

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 17 okt 2023 om 21:02

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 5 nov 2023 om 19:53

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ontgrendeld op 6 nov 2023 om 19:41

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Ontgrendeld op 2 dec 2023 om 19:07

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 6 nov 2023 om 18:47

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Ontgrendeld op 18 okt 2023 om 21:04

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ontgrendeld op 2 dec 2023 om 17:30

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

21 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

13 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

3 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

10 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,865 / 5,000