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Kooky

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My Hispanic lovechild

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1) Always take the bull by the horns, except for this bull
because he will ♥♥♥♥ you up the ass with his horns.
When he comes charging, there's no mercy;
you may as well accept your fate and hope your ass makes it to heaven.

2) A bride-to-be is stressing out over the fact that she’s not a virgin, but she’s
told her future husband she is. She has no idea what to do and is talking to
her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says, “Here’s
what you do — buy some liver, stick it up there, and everything will be nice
and tight and your husband will never know.”

So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the
newlywed couple has crazy sex all over the place. On the kitchen counter,
on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the
morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to
the pillow, which reads:

“Dearest, I’m sorry, but I’ve thought things over
and I just don’t think things will work out between us.
I had a wonderful time, but I’m sorry, I’ve thought about it,
and we just weren’t meant to be.

P.S. — Your vagina is in the sink.”

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Welcome to my profile! Here's some information about me

Some information about me and other things.

1) I'm currently 22
2) My date of birth is June 4, 1998
3) My favorite color is green but I also like red.
4) I get addicted to some games very easily. You may have noticed already.
5) I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ educated ♥♥♥♥♥
6) I live in New York and I'm white, so guess what; I'm a priviledged mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Trivia about me (cause why the ♥♥♥♥ not amirite?....Kill me)

1) What's my favorite game on steam?
2) Who is my best friend?
3) What's my favorite food?
4) How many ♥♥♥♥♥ do I give ever?

My brother's Steam Account ClucklestheBrave

Trading

Here is the link to make a trade offer with me.... https://steamproxy.net/tradeoffer/new/?partner=148003772&token=V1bboxCR

Games I like to play.

Team Fortress 2

Don't Starve Together

Garry's Mod

Left 4 Dead 2

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Steam Status.

Online: Probably doing homework or watching YouTube or something. Feel free to chat me up.

Away: Either I have not touched Steam in 5 mins or I'm actually away doing something, Leave a message and I'll get back to it as soon as I can.

Busy: Doing something important at the moment, don't bother me while I'm busy.

Offline: I'm either sleeping or at school, however I can talk when classes are done. If I'm offline for ten days or more then I'm dead. RIP

In-game: Go ahead and join me if you like. Games are better with friends :D

Snooze: If my status is set to this, I have not touched my Pc/Steam in 10 mins, so I probably went to sleep.

General Rules.

> If you're ever rude to me in the comments, on my profile, or outside of steam you will be removed and depending on the severity of your actions reported.

> If you add me solely to beg for items you will be removed. I'll know if you're that type of person

> Don't argue with me. I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bull for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake. (*this rule can be broken if you have a valid reason for your argument. Some days I'm not with it.)

> If you're gonna have me as a friend, you gotta be nice to my friends too.

> Don't even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think of taking advantage of me under any circumstance.

> Don't try to scam me. I can see through that ♥♥♥♥.

Friend Requests

Anyone is allowed to add me as long as you comment down below on my profile or let me know ingame that you are adding me.

If we don't talk after a bit and it's pretty clear we're not ever gonna talk, I'll remove you from my friends list. * Don't worry I'll tell you in advance when I'm removing you so you'll have time to get your act together

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It's not ranked or anything...maybe... ;) (To achieve this status, you gotta come from the heart... just means be a good friend. Make me smile ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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